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Hey Burger King- “Having it My Way” includes setting up pee cams in your bathrooms.

• August 17, 2011 • Leave a Comment

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The guy from the Tax Masters commercials has mucho neck beard

• August 9, 2011 • 1 Comment

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“If I had a child, I’d name him something everybody would want to call him. I’d name him Pizza Pussy Santa; because everyone likes at least one of those things.”- Dave Attell

• August 1, 2011 • Leave a Comment

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A Flaccid Penis Gently Slapping a Windshield is Possibly the Most Pathetic Image I Can Think of

• July 29, 2011 • Leave a Comment

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If I can fit my fist in your bellybutton, then you’re too fat.

• October 7, 2010 • Leave a Comment

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I’ll make eye contact with you on the subway…NOT

• October 5, 2010 • Leave a Comment

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I’d literally pay you $200 if you could guarantee Master P gets to reads this.

• October 1, 2010 • Leave a Comment

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Father knows best, even when he’s choosing an online porn site to subscribe to.

• January 8, 2010 • Leave a Comment

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I don’t want to read your shitty, nu-metal song lyrics on your facebook status

• January 6, 2010 • Leave a Comment

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I haven’t died yet.

• January 5, 2010 • 2 Comments

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